That man can make a drink with a ten-second aftertaste that mutates in effervescently-nice methods upon the tongue. Which means that he by no means has a right to command her to do something contrary to God’s legislation, but within the confines of God’s ways she is to obey him in all issues. NO.” –Robert “Greyhounds, Bryce, are cats on stilts.” –Cate “I am an optimist because I would like to change issues for the better and I know that blood has to be spilled and disharmony and cruelty are obligatory to try this.” –Henry Rollins “I’m not trashing your guide, I’m trashing your philosophy of life.” –Jon Stewart to Chris Matthews “I haven’t got sufficient brains to make it by myself, but so lengthy as I can see my buddy, we do okay.” –Nick, on the thought processes of alpacas “I’d come and fetch but I’m yarned.” –Lyssa, whereas knitting “Mouse turds! The Wrong Hands “Things are rarely just crazy enough to work but, but they’re incessantly just crazy enough to fail hilariously.” –XKCD “I imagine that the catastrophe story, whoever could tell it, represents a constructive and optimistic act by the imagination rather than a unfavourable one, an try and confront the terrifying void of a patently meaningless universe by difficult it at its own game, to remake zero by scary it each conceivable approach.” –J.G.
If the courtroom grants the custody request, the county may put the donkey up for adoption. Christian Conkle “Well, I discovered that chili recipes are as particular person as the individuals who make it. I imply, snowflakes do not have shit on the uniqueness of chili. We’re not speaking refined regional variants. We’re speaking straight up totally different animals. This goes well-beyond the Texas Versus Cincinnati cage match. This goes far past the muddy trenches of beans versus no beans. Ingredients given included, however were not restricted to: ground beef, stew beef, steak, quick rib, pork, bison, Italian sausage, rooster, chorizo, tomato sauce, tomato paste, pinto beans, kidney beans, chili beans, white beans, black beans, beer, Coca-Cola, Scotch, espresso, Jalapenos, Chipotles, Anaheims, Thai hots, bell peppers, candy peppers, habaneros, Sriracha, Tabasco sauce, cinnamon, cumin, cilantro, onion, carrots, celery, giardiniera, garlic, lime juice, fish sauce, cocoa, melted chocolate, butternut squash, peanut butter, molasses, human souls, and dictators. I now imagine that there may be no more various a dish than a bowl of goddamn chili.” –Chuck Wendig “I am all in favor of Zombie Reagan getting elected in 2012. I’ve rituals to handle this.” –Hasufin “In case you tell us not to be robots, you get outcomes!” –Lyssa “The smartest thing about a boolean is even if you’re fallacious, you’re solely off by a bit.” –Anonymous “Don’t rely solely on others to define your artistic work’s worth. They’ll take you to the fucking cleaners. Understand your worth.” –JC Hutchins “Don’t ‘play battle’ in Ireland. That’s like enjoying Starcraft in Korea. The locals have taken it to a whole other level.” –Hasufin “The one microwave at HAARP is probably to heat up their espresso.” –Rene Matthijssen “I forgot it’s a criminal offense to be knowledgable about a subject I’m debating about!” –Locke “Always code as if the guy who ends up sustaining your code shall be a violent psychopath who is aware of the place you live.” –Martin Golding “The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and the oldest and strongest type of concern is concern of the unknown.” –H.P.
Onivel and Lyssa, on me “You can’t count on too much when there’s tequila being drunk.” –T-G- “That’s weirder than a frog with fur.” –Bryce Unless it includes the works of William Shakespeare, I haven’t any tolerance for melodrama. Kyrin “Between the wine and the cock, I’m slightly drunk.” –Lauren “There’s a man down by the pool who comes from the planet Trying Too Fucking Hard.” –Jason “Whoever’s subsequent, rock thou out with thine cock out!” –Kyrin “They say the celebrities die in threes.. however trust Billy Mays to throw in an additional AT NO Additional Cost!” –Hasufin “I prefer to give individuals solutions that make their high quality of life higher in the present day than do nothing because it’s not perfect.” –Martin Roesch “Anyone who makes ME look like the epitomy of maturity has severe problems.” –Kyrin “A gentleman was imagined to favor being a dead lion to being a reside jackal. Me, I’ve at all times most popular to be a reside lion, in order that places me exterior the rules.” –Lazurus Long “Kyrin, no violating the Elder Gods!” –Jason “Holy water is apparently the universal solvent.” –Hasufin “I’m exercising due dilligence. I bill by the hour.” –Anonymous “I haven’t any need to play Solomon with my testicles because the mommmies!” –Jason, on penile bifurcation “I stay close to DC and carry a steadiness on my Citibank Visa card. At these interest rates, they will not let anything happen to me. The nation’s capital is safe. As long as you don’t trip the Metro, anyway.” –ScentCone “I share a lot DNA with the freaky previous sonofabitch.” –Kyrin, on Father’s Day “Objective journalism is certainly one of the primary reasons American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for thus long. You can’t be objective about Nixon.” –Hunter S. Thompson The mass driver: as a result of nothing says “I love you” fairly like relativistic bombardment with nickel-iron asteroids.
By that logic the human being ought to style one of the best, but since it’s not a domesticable animal it is extremely arduous to hunt down and kill, so I have but to eat one. Prayer and blood sacrifice.” “I haven’t got enough finish users for blood sacrifice to be viable.” “I do! Truly. And that i would be the last one to dissuade anybody from resorting to violence, which I believe has been vastly underestimated as a means of fixing problems.” –Peter Watts “Take some swordfish with you.” –Bronwyn “That’s gone beyond ‘fairly damn cute’ to ‘fairly frickin’ cute’.” –Mers “Hey, look: I am comfortable enough with who I am to say that those pictures elevate MY estrogen! Everyone gets to fix their very own explicit bit without infringing on anybody else’s bits.” –Peter Gutmann “So, Danny.. I truly think world warming will make it nicer.” –Peter Watts “Life is tough. Ballard “Current occasions make it acceptable to take measures that were as soon as reserved for cypherpunks and different paranoids. Seems extra like realists now.” –Sporkbomb “Shut Up and Make Something!” –Mike Rowe at MakerFaire 2011 “If you don’t share your ideas, you may stay anonymous and powerless.” –Vint Cerf GOTOs are like tactical nukes.